Jenny’s note:

“Schemalesss! Web ssscale!” The call of MonGodB can be very alluring. Cotton balls with a few drops of vinegar work wonders as ear plugs.

Robin’s note:

Aside from the fundamental issues in conjuring formless abominations, the real problem with summoning MONGOD is that the arcane ritual is so difficult to understand. Probably because in this, the Year of Our Lord 2018, JSON still doesn’t support comments.