Jenny’s note:

Finally getting to the good stuff

Robin’s note:

By constructing an associative array mapping to Boolean values we can visit Osiris’ brother, Set.

Jenny’s note:

Thoth is exempt from social distancing.

Robin’s note:

…or is he already wearing a plague doctor mask?

Jenny’s note:

I invoke the Great Badger for protection from all tracking spells. Evil be gone!

Robin’s note:

More like SalamandasTRON, amirite?

Jenny’s note:

“Schemalesss! Web ssscale!” The call of MonGodB can be very alluring. Cotton balls with a few drops of vinegar work wonders as ear plugs.

Robin’s note:

Aside from the fundamental issues in conjuring formless abominations, the real problem with summoning MONGOD is that the arcane ritual is so difficult to understand. Probably because in this, the Year of Our Lord 2018, JSON still doesn’t support comments.

Jenny’s note:

The tetragrammaton is passed down from one generation of students to the next.

Robin’s note:

Only the wisest clerics understand the subtle interplay between mater lectionis and the Great Vowel Shortage of 1974, and therefore only they pronounce CLRS as “colors.” They can also do some sweet gun kata.

Jenny’s note:

Gnu brings freedom.

Jenny’s note:

I’m not very good at writing, so there’ll be more one-off drawings instead.

Jenny’s note:

Mythos of the first bug.

Jenny’s note:

We’re still trying to figure out the Software Witch format, so we’re doing a little retcon and trying out shorter stories.

Robin’s note:

“OK, students, here’s the deal. Computers are like Old Testament gods: lots of rules and no mercy. That sense of impotent confusion you’re feeling? Best make friends with it; it’ll be your constant companion for the rest of your career. Welcome to the craft.”

Good one, Joseph Campbell.